my patient came in with a heel fracture after jumping from a building.
Took her to surgery and operated on the fracture -great result!!
Next night in the accident room a patient is wheeled back with a tibia fracture.
My patient from the forth floor with the heel. WTF!!
She jumped from my ward. Maybe should have ordered some suicide precautions or put her on the fifth floor from the start. My bad.
Got to fix the leg next. The heel was great -solid as a rock.